Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Arrival in Spain

Arrived in Spain after a long journey in Dodgy Dereck's van; very uncomfortable. Had to keep hidden going through customs at the Channel Tunnel, they didn't notice two bears hidden amongst the clothing stored in the back. Theo looked good in a fur coat- he got quite upset when I told him. Customs men thought the van had a horrible smell; Theo does have strong aftershave! Theo thinks thst he is quite macho. Deluded bear.

Met up withn monkeys who have promised to get us into Gibraltar; hope to get a plane from there.Waiting for Nige to turn up to get us across the border.

Ted.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Introducing Ted



This is Ted P Bear, a bear of many years experience of life. Like most Polar bears he is fond of his penguin bitter, although he will settle for Pilchard Pilsner if there is no penguin available. He's had many adventures, along with his friend Theo, who is also a polar bear, with annoying habits. They have recently returned form South Georgia in the South Atlantic, where they managed to save the penguin brewery from falling in to the hands of the sharks.

Ted is at present on his way to Australia to save his friend who's been kidnapped by the Koalas! His first stop is in Gibralter, to seek help from the macaque monkeys of the rock. I'll post more news about Ted when i hear from him.