Arrived in Spain after a long journey in Dodgy Dereck's van; very uncomfortable. Had to keep hidden going through customs at the Channel Tunnel, they didn't notice two bears hidden amongst the clothing stored in the back. Theo looked good in a fur coat- he got quite upset when I told him. Customs men thought the van had a horrible smell; Theo does have strong aftershave! Theo thinks thst he is quite macho. Deluded bear.
Met up withn monkeys who have promised to get us into Gibraltar; hope to get a plane from there.Waiting for Nige to turn up to get us across the border.
Ted.
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Poor Ted - I hope there was plenty of ventilation in the van!
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